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Northern Lites Anchorage MemoriesThe Real Northern Lights

Can you guess?


What two questions about Alaska get asked more than any other?


One - what causes the Northern Lights?


Two - have you ever seen them?



Yes, Mike and Mary, the authors of this website, have seen the this amazing light display many times and they will tell you that they are spectacular.



As for what actually causes this phenomenon -

When you book Mike to perform his hit show, "Humorous Stories from ALASKA... and beyond", Mike will tell you his humorous version that's guaranteed to make you smile.


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The stories that follow are a fun collection of very short stories about Alaska that have been submitted by visitors here on Anchorage Memories.com and the sites authors.


The Alaskan Mosquito is the State Bird

By Michael R Dougherty

What kind of a bird is that?

"The Alaskan mosquito is the state bird" is a phrase that's a long-standing joke in Alaska because in the summertime, Alaska mosquitoes are determined and everywhere.

And any experienced Alaska outdoors person will tell you "never go anywhere without mosquito repellent."

I bet there isn't a fishing tackle box in the entire state that doesn't contain a tried and true mosquito repellent - unless it's a Cheechako's tackle box.

Cheechako is an Alaskan Indian word meaning "newly arrived." And let me tell you that there be many a Cheechako who has made the one-time mistake of not taking along some good ol' mosquito repellent on their first Alaskan summertime fishing trip.

Those pesky Alaskan mosquitoes are after a nice long drink of your blood. And when a bunch of them find you - look out.

Hey what's that?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane, Is it Superman?

Heck no, it's an Alaskan mosquito and it's carrying off another Cheechako.


Anna and a Shotgun go Flying Backwards

By Michael R Dougherty

I'll get the gun, you get the girl -

In Alaska, people go hunting, so learning how to handle a gun safely and how to shoot one is part of life if you plan to hunt in Alaska - unless you choose bow hunting.

When my sister Anna was about 10 years old, our family was living in a small cabin in the woods off of Goose Bay road, near Wasilla. So mom and dad taught us how to be safe in the woods and how to handle guns.

One afternoon we were out in the woods with dad and his good friend Moe. Dad asked Anna is she wanted to try shooting a 12 gage shotgun for the first time. Anna said yes.

Dad showed Anna how to hold the shotgun so she could aim it, and when she was ready, she pulled the trigger.

But the shotgun proved more powerful than she had bargained for and both the gun and my sister Anna went flying backwards.

As she did, dad caught Anna and Moe caught the shotgun.

When dad asked Anna if she wanted to try it again, Anna quickly declined.


Anchorage Christmas Shopping in July

By Mary Jane Dougherty

But Santa's relaxing at the beach -

Ho! Ho! Ho! Everyone it's time to go downtown Anchorage to go Christmas shopping!

That's what my mother, Feodoria, said to us back in 1958.

My brothers and sisters and I left our log house on 2nd Avenue to make our trek to "Wolf's Department Store" on Fifth Avenue.

I'm going Christmas shopping in July. How exciting.

"Mama, why are we Christmas shopping in the summer?" I asked as we were walking. She said, "because it's fun and it's something I like to do with the family." So, there we were, all us us standing outside "Wolf's Department Store in down town Anchorage."

I was so surprised to see the anamatronic Santa Clause bending and waving at me and my mother and brother's and sister's.

Last time I saw him was in December.

The sun felt warm as I was looking in at the window display. And I could see all the beautiful shiny silver and red garlands draped over the Maytag washing machine and the toys. On the window was written, "Christmas in July" and Merry Christmas.

Santa Clause was still waving at us and my mother asked, "Are you all ready to go shopping?" "Yes!" We all shouted.Then to add even more to our excitement my mother said, "we're all going to,the Pancake House afterwards for lunch."

Christmas in July in Anchorage with my family was such a fun tradition. And I have been able to keep the tradition going with my family and granddaughters.

However, I do miss the snow and twinkling lights of downtown Anchorage during Christmas in December.


The Curse of the Snow Angel

By Michael R Dougherty

Making Snow Angels is cold work -

Playing outside on a cold Alaskan winter day is lots of fun. But there is one thing that happens, especially if you make Snow Angels.

And it can wreck your playtime -

It's the "cold wrists and cold just above your ankles" syndrome.

Here's what happens.

No matter how well you or your mom put on your winter gloves and your socks and boots, snow gets between you and your clothes. So you end up with snow clinging to the wrist of your gloves and just inside your boots. Then the snow turns to balls of ice that start to freeze your wrists and just above your ankles.

But you keep playing, and making Snow Angels because if you go back inside, you'll end up having to stay inside to warm up.

So most Alaskan kids just keep playing, even though they're wrists and ankles are really cold and wet.

It's the Curse of the Snow Angel and it gets them every time.


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Top Ten Questions I Get Asked About Alaska

By Mary Jane Dougherty

Can you guess?

Whenever I hear someone talking about Alaska I like to ask them if they have ever been there.

I tell them I was born and raised in Anchorage and wow do they get excited.

They want to know all about Alaska and have said things like, "It's always cold and snowing there." And, "During the winter the stores are all closed."

For fun, here are 10 most asked questions.

1 - Is it always light?

2 - Is it always dark?

3 - Does it snow a lot?

4 - Is it like what you see on TV?

5 - Can you see Russia?

6 - Do you know Sarah Palin?

7 - Does it get warm?

8 - Is it cold?

9 - Do you live in igloos?

10 - Do you dog mush to work?

So, there they are. What questions do you have about Alaska? I would like to know. So, I have a question, who has the largest hamburger? Texas or Alaska? Hmmm.



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